DYNAMIS | KRAKEN | LAV. BEDS
W 12 | P 6
FRIDAYS/SATURDAYS/SUNDAYS
9PM -1AM EST
OPEN FOR SPECIAL EVENTS!
WARNING NSFW CONTENT AHEAD,
ARE YOU OVER THE AGE OF 18+?
INFO
WELCOME
We're an 18+ NSFW, LGBTQ+ ran, all inclusive spot in Eorzea!
Where people come to relax and have some fun!
Nudity, E/RP and Lewdness is Encouraged!
RP = Looking for RP/ERP
Looking for Party = NSFW Staff
Looking for Melding = SFW Staff
RULES
Strictly 18+ only. Lala's are welcome as they're ADULTS, but no underage play allowed!
Harassment or discrimination of any kind will not be tolerated. (If someone is giving you the ick, let us know so we can give them a flick!)
Always obtain consent before engaging in any form of ERP or intimate interactions.
Listen to staffs instructions and respect others privacy. Shouting is reserved for Staff ONLY!
Please no self advertising or advertising other venues without the consent of Management.
amentities
Room Rentals = 100k/night (free for Fae-I-P)
Nymphs = Set own rates
Fae-I-P = 1 Million/Month
WiFae
ID: MSS-BKLKQ9JDHD9T
PASS: FaeDreaming
STAFF
MANAGEMENT
Daya Dream
OWNER
"The Queen is firm but fair!She's a Fae who loves to play!"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Demi
Age: 6 Rebirths (37 IRL)
Race: Fae (Faefell or Faera)
RP: Sometimes
ERP: Good Luck!
Majik: Yes
Zac Midnight
MANAGER
"Looking to be filled up?
You've come to the right place!"
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Age: 42
Race: Viera
RP: Yes
ERP: No
Majik: No
Zephyr Dream
ASST. MANAGER/BARTENDER
“The white dragon of many forms,
I can take whichever is your deepest desire”
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 22
Race: Hyur (Midlander)
RP: Yes
ERP: No
Majik: Yes
SFW STAFF
Sylari Vesper
PHOTOGRAPHER
"What? Say something!
Am I so beautiful that you've no words left?"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pansexual
Age: 26 (36 irl)
Race: Xaela Au Ra
RP: Occasionally
ERP: Sometimes
Majik: Yes
Mitsuri Bb
GAMBA
"May the Fae bless our pockets!"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 25
Race: Miqo'te
RP: Sometimes
ERP: No
Majik: Yes
Janeaux Lucivarian
PIXIE
"When the children are away,
the Fae come to play"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Demisexual
Age: 30
Race: Elezen
RP: Yes
ERP: Maybe
Majik: Yes
NSFW STAFF
Rates
Kaya/Charle: 500k/h, non-negotiable
Triska/Carver: 500k/h, non-negotiable
Scarlett: 300k/h, negotiable
All rates are increased by 100k for the first hour with Private Room(Fae-I-P exception)
Kaya Solari /
Charle Luna
NYMPH
"Kaya's radiance will bless you, for the right price!"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pan
Age: 30
Race: Aura
RP:Yes
ERP: Yes please~
Majik: Yes
"The moon has blessed us with light,
let's not let it go to waste!"
Sex: Male
Orientation: Straight
Age: 30
Race: Au Ra
RP: Yes
ERP: Yes
Majik: Yes
Triska Aveera/
Carver Bray
NYMPH
“Your choice: Coeurl faerocity, or lapcat faetale?”
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 26
Race: Hrothgar
RP: Yes
ERP: Yes
Majik: Yes
“Nature’s beauty is hard to rival,
but I see it has worthy competition with you.”
Sex: Male
Orientation: Pansexual
Age: 778
Race: Dryad
RP: Yes
ERP: Yes
Majik: Yes
Scarlett Firesprite
NYMPH
"I have the softest fur out of any Hrothgal so why not come get a feel?"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 26
Race: Hrothgar
RP: Yes
ERP: Yes
Majik: Yes
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
Dragon Tears
It's water... just water. I mean uhm... the highest quality cold refreshing spring water straight from the mountains of Ishgard!
Funny Bunny
Delightfully sweet, a blend of purple carrot and white grape juice with a kick of energy!
Pixie Bliss
A tea made from dried foxrose blooms, rated "Fairy Tealicious" 3 years in a row by Il Mheg royalty!
Sprite's Surprise
A wonderful, creamy taste, and delicious sweet flavor. Made with fresh or dried figs, ripe banana and milk, this drink is a refreshing nutritious choice!
Hoppy Thoughts
With a unique blend of vegetables, this drink is sure to put the pep back in your step, and turn any frown upside down.
ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
Hina Colada
A cocktail made with the finest Rum from Limsa Lominsa, coconut cream, pineapple juice, and blessed with a prayer for a friend.
Nymph's Kiss
A margarita with a twist! Made with the tequila, triple sec, lime juice and "special" berries, this pretty pink potion is potent!
Bloody Banshee
What do you get when you mix vodka, tomato juice, hot sauce, black pepper, celery salt, and lemon juice? A bloody good drink that'll have you screaming for more!
Satyr Shot
This shot isn't for the faint of heart! Whiskey, hot peppers, cinnamon and a drop of Ifrit blood. It's sure to make you toasty and regretting your life choices!
ENHANCERS
Treant Extract
Formulated to make your wood harder and larger!
Leprechaun Exilir
Increases mobility and flexibility for getting into even the tightest holes!
Dryad Draught
They say that Dryads don't need to sleep, and with this concoction neither will you!
SNACKS
Sylph Slyder
A classic lettuce and egg sandwich, buttered and season to perfection, made bite-size for your enjoyment.
Pixza
Thick homemade pizza crust, layered with a sweet and spicy sauce and topped with a variety of roasted vegetables. Delivered in 20 minutes or less, unless it takes longer!
CHALLENGES
Fae Fortune
A special shot that could make you a little richer! Take a drink, roll the dice and see if you can catch a FAE(743).
With a little luck you could win 1 Million Gil!!!
!!! FIERY FUATH FIVE !!!
A dish for the brave who wish to challenge the Fuath!! Five Sweet & Sour, Fiery Frog Legs is all that stand between you and 1 Million Gil!
(5 /rolls)
1st Roll = above 100
2nd Roll = above 200
3rd Roll = above 400
4th Roll = above 600
5th Roll = above 800
FAE-I-P
How to get Fae-I-P
You can become a Fae-I-P but paying 1 Mil/Month to Daya Dream or Zac Midnight! Alternatively, you can also boost the discord server which will give you Fae-I-P for as long as your boost lasts!
FAE-I-P PERKS
Free drinks at FAETE and Fae Cafe
1 free Fae Fortune per visit to our venues
Free room access (based on availability)
Gamba max bet doubled
Our lovely FAE-I-P's
| Name | Fae-I-P until |
|---|---|
| Arya Belle | Lifetime |
| Gray Rizzer | Lifetime |
| Pink Buttercream | Lifetime |
| Mitsuri Bb | Lifetime |
| Luna Firefang | Booster |
| Statik Io | Booster |
| P'inwa Nunh | Booster |
| Bouncy Oracle | Booster |
| Zephyr Dream | Booster |
| Lord Yuki | Booster |
| Namaki Kaida | Booster |
| Kemi Kaida | Booster |
| Ventus Warwardstrike | Booster |
GAMBA
Want to do some Gamba see Mitsuri BB by the private rooms!
We offer Blackjack, Deathrolls and Fae Roulette!
Minimal bet = 25K
Maximum bet = 250k
Cutoff = 1Mil winnings
Blackjack
Place your bet
Deal cards to earn points higher than the dealer's (up to 21)
Dealer stands on 17
Numbers 11, 12, 13 = 10
Number 1 = Ace or 11
Natural Blackjack = an Ace and a 10
Natural Blackjack will always beat a Normal Blackjack
Split and Double Downs: (Currently Unavailable)
Bidder(s) get double their bets if they win!
Deathrolls
Place your bet
Dealer rolls first
Bidder then rolls from the number the dealer rolls
The process continues until either the Dealer or Bidder rolls a 1
if Bidder wins, they get double their bet!
Fae Roulette
Place your bet
Pick a number between 1-10
Dealer rolls
If it's your number, get double your bet back!
ROOMS
Room Rentals = 100k/night!Whether you want to Gpose or have some private time, it's all up to you!
Room 1 - The Garden
Room 2 - Seelie Bath
Rire Richelieu
PIXIE
"Laughter is the name and Life is the game!"
Sex: Female (They/Them Pronouns)
Orientation: Pansexual
Age: 27
Race: Miqo'te
RP: Yes
ERP: No
Majik: Yes
Melody Pendragon
NYMPH/DJ
"A good girl listens, a smart one understands… even when her voice is no longer hers to use~ Mew~ Can you hear what I’m not saying?"
Sex: Female
Orientation: Pansexual
Age: 40
Race: Miqote
RP: Yes
ERP: Yes
Majik: Yes